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Slipper slaps n’ unwashed car story

Posted: August 20th, 2009 | Author: Saleh Esmaeili | Filed under: Personal | Comments Off

Last night as I reached to my neighborhood I heard a loud fight that I overheard it while music was jazzin’ up loud. Turned off music, got the window down n’ the closer I get to my place the louder the fight. It was the neighbors. As I was about to turn the car off I see a Man with his Undies chasing his Maid, pushed’em n’ gott’em backin’ to the wall. Got his slippers n’ started slappin’em with those on his face. Took me a while to realize what’s up, first I thought it was a thief chase, then when I looked closely, these are people I usually say Hi to, neighbors. Approached’em n’ tried to stop the beating as the maid was all tears n’ promising he’ll wash the car n’ never forget again.

I gave the master a cigarette to smoke to let’em calm down n’ let the maid go wash up n’ go in. “What happened, what did he do?” I asked. “He washed my 750, I wanna’ go out with my Range(short for Range Rover)”. The man has three cars n’ as he explained he drives a different car by schedule n’ the maid has to wash a car everyday, apparently he mixed up which car he had to wash last night. I couldn’t take talkin’ any longer to him, so I left.

Shocked. Jus’ shocked.

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Match no more, get relevant people

Posted: August 19th, 2009 | Author: Saleh Esmaeili | Filed under: Business, UAE | Tags: , , , , , | Comments Off

double-happyOne day out of the blue I visited Bayt.com n’ got me an account, uploaded my resume n’ kept waiting for interviews, wait, when was that? Sometime between 2002-2003. Then I remember being hired using my own networking and contacts n’ in the first month of my job I started getting calls from Bayt.com offering me jobs.

Six years after that, I still get e-mails for saved searches. But the odd thing is I receive jobs that are completely irrelevant to my outdated resume, but perfectly matching my new roles & skills. Weird & Spooky. Then I calmed down, n’ figured the market for talent is really down in the low that the word “Match” ain’t the target anymore, the new match is “Relevant”. Another look at this n’ I was feeling my own pain seeking fit candidates for positions to fill in my team.

You could easily find Web Design positions filled by Graphic Designers, or Web UI designer filled by DB/Software-Programmers. Now this could indicate two very important facts about the UAE’s talent market. First, who’s screening? screeners are failing to understand Web and related jobs positions. Second, employers are hiring, desperate. But hey, the region doens’t lack talent, seek the right ones, n’ you shall get’em. But! can you compensate them? The reason you wouldn’t be able to attract the right talent is the fact that most of the employers had no idea of the right budget for the right candidates, led by wrong data you get wrong candidates. Fact.

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The bigger the client the cheaper the process

Posted: August 17th, 2009 | Author: Saleh Esmaeili | Filed under: Business, UAE, Web-Design | Tags: , , , , | Comments Off

At d&l we’ve had 91% of business coming from references and the rest from only networking, directories, n’ search engines. So what I hear most of the time is hey bro, we ain’t as big as company X that referred you, so be gentle with invoices “you know what I mean”. It is not shocking anymore to me, but I keep on getting this assumption from prospects n’ clients that Agencies n’ Design Boutiques quote/invoice based on the size of their clients’ pockets n’ not the size of the job. But the Irony lies in the fact that it is cheaper to work with bigger clients.

You usually do less “unbilled” work for Bigger clients.

Bigger clients mean bigger personnel count and departments which also means lots o’ hands that could brief you and get you most of your needs and answers on a timely manner, thus saving your schedules from tangling up.

Department, not a one-man marketer. You get lots o’ input and more questions and the more you interact the clearer the goal and creative needs are.

Bigger clients usually have their branding done professionally.

That means you come to receive a proper Branding guidelines that help you understand the visual/feel of the brand. Print marketing collateral to give you insight of what has been working for the client offline. And, that could be a good platform to start understanding what the client has been approving and liking from the work done for them on traditional medium.

While with smaller ones, you gotta’ first find where the source of that Logo is or you might end up scanning and redrawing the logo not understanding a damn thing about the concept behind it, nor how it’s supposed to be used. And then comes content, smaller companies usually expect to receive copy writing for free, imagery, and the whole thing for free. While at bigger clients you have these mostly ready with little adjustments and tweaking to fit with the concept of the website, need you some more copy, they’re ready to pay.

Big sharks know how to take care of smaller fishes, they grow’em

Yes, irony, but that’s true. Bigger clients tend to be a little more with moralities regarding treating a bunch of young kids doing some artwork for their brand online. Because they usually know how important their opinions are and how effective they could be. While at smaller companies the stress is on squeezing the budget-spent and crunching those kids for some extra saving.

Sure at bigger organizations the amount of work might be a lot more and the expectations are higher as they hold a bigger stake in the market. And yes, the work is usually required faster and with really sharper presentations and prompt feedback, which translate in more resources to allocate to their projects, which means more cost. But from bottom up, it is cheaper to work with bigger clients thus more profiting than working with smaller ones, because:
  • Smaller clients expect you to do it all from A-Z as in even their part
  • Usually have no offline collateral and branding guidelines
  • Unbilled work means collaboration for them
  • Consultancy? You can’t bill that!
  • You keep on hearing can you let my daughter give you a design idea? She’s graduating this year
  • Website is a one time thing
The point, I don’t know how accounting goes right when pricing is different for bigger & smaller companies, I mean how would the product pricing be on the books? Crazy! You just don’t bill some stuff to smaller clients because they won’t understand it nor pay it but you do it just for the ethics of the business? Is that it?

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Press “Play”

Posted: August 10th, 2009 | Author: Saleh Esmaeili | Filed under: Site-News | Tags: , , | Comments Off

This blog has been on Pause as long as I remember and it’s about time I revisited this space n’ put on some words.

I don’t know how you’d end up on this page as I can’t even remember if I’ve redirected the Feedburner feeds to the new Blog, ah I forgot to mention I moved to Wordpress after 3 years of Textpattern. Lots o’ incompatibilities here and there, but finally it’s up, well for a while now.

Not fan of premade themes n’ designs, but this one does the trick for now ’till I get the v.6 redesign ready, and I actually like this one.

LensGrab, the new Photoblog

Although capturing Stills haven’t been my hobby for a long while I shockingly fell in love with clicking occasional photos of nature, n’ lots o’ cars. After around a good year now I’ve got a decent collection of selected photos that I could share. Tell me what you think of ‘em. Check LensGrab

The Promise

Now, every now n’ then I’ve been posting about getting back to blogging and pod-casting n’ the whole i’ll-get-you-content kindda’ words, this ain’t gonna’ be another one of those. I just find it wrong to stop though. But I guess I’ve come to the point where I have things to say once again since I tought myself not to comment because there are lot o’ folks out there who could comment n’ be sarcastic better than me. Positive should be my color, let me see if I could handle doing so.

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Life without Ads

Posted: February 20th, 2009 | Author: dotblack | Filed under: Personal, UAE | 1 Comment »

This morning I was watching a channel that stretched a half an hour documentary to more than an hour. While I was fine with it having it watched on a Free channel and unplanned out of blue. Just thought of a crazy-wild idea. How would life be without Ads. Ads, as in Display Ads, Roller Ads, TVC, Radio, Newspapers, Outdoor, Google Ads, Web Banners, E-mail shots & Newsletters Ads. And not even SMS or Telemarketers. And those annoying brochures left under your apartment’s door or the slips left on your windshield. Clearly no Ads of any sort.

Radio

Imagine driving on a road like Sheikh Zayed Road on a jammed day, traffic ain’t moving. Dial a radio station and listen to your music without no cheesy brand name insert here and there, comes News break then you do not hear that “why stand inline when you can book online, Fly Emirates”, ah so you change to Virgin Radio(104.4) and get that so annoying 5 words weather update, “it’s going to be sunny” and then another insertion, “brought to you by Snickers Ice Cream, your favorite chill”.

Think about this, how much of programming is done to do all the insertions planning. Man! If all that was spent on getting better music and repeating less tracks, we’d have amazing Radio Stations.

Outdoor Banners

Then you get bored of the music played, so you turn on your iPod on your car n’ rock your own tracks. Window down, lite a cigarette take a look around, and you find a jungle of colors and lights. It always reminds me of my room back in the teen days with all the posters in no order. Look right and you see some Hyundai ad, now Hyundai being a luxury wannabe’, look ahead and it’s all about why you should buy cheaper stuff. Air Arabia teaches you that it’s okay to go aged and balled exactly as how you have to accept getting the cheaper Plane tickets. So Air Arabia is something one has to talorate, not something to accept, who got sold on account managers’ crap. So it’s all about the economy weather?

Just like teenager’s posters, you could know his/her music Genre from the posters, you could learn the market from the style of the ads.

Close your eyes for a second and get all that out of your mind, get back to your own music. You remember you’re still connected to the world, hah, got Twitter and Facebook in your car, on your mobile.

You fire up that Twitter client and you find weird @yournickname replies to things you never talked about or related to, snap, spam that is. Star those cool tweets to read up links later on your big screen.

Time to see what your pals are doing, get that Facebook up, oh, got 4 new messages in my inbox. Wow, I feel so popular today, first reads Live invites you to use the Live Messenger App more often. Second reads “Hi I sell iPhone 3G for AED2799, hurry up”, third, “Hey S send me your BB Pin”, forth, “Sponsored by ***** win dinner at… while you’re at it, you get an e-mail notification on your Blackberry, oh, you’d be excited to be receiving replies to some of your earlier sent e-mails. E-mail reads, Lands, Apartments direct from the owner, hurry up.

So what’s up with the “hurry up” is everything on sale and for sale nowadays. Gets darker outside, turn your headlights on, the car ahead has stickers all around it with. Apple’s logo, some Air Intake brand(usually K&N) and when you get tired take a look at your left, there is that ugly public transport bus with AMEInfo all over it, I mean isn’t it enough that we have our inboxes full of AMEInfo already?

By the time you reach your destination you think parking, after a long search you spot a slot and you park. Waiting for the elevator, a screen between every two elevators showing a promotion on ACs? Winter y’all! Yo go in, reach your destination, wait to meet your host, you get coffee in a “Nescafe” mug, cheap bastards. On the waiting table, it’s all classifieds and promotional brochures, people don’t read magazines anymore? Or there’s no more space?

Down the building, reaching to your car, ah, man, another fine for what? Some bastard put up a promotional Brochure on your windshield covering your parking token! Fines remind you of more bills waiting for you, you race to your Post Office, you open up the box and you can’t take anything out, it’s all jammed, because Jutton had to send you a big-huge-brochure that is thick enough to cover up your inbox.

No moral, just a crazy thinking. You see, you can be frustrated about Ads, but can we live without’em? That was a way too negative way of thinking about Ads. I was about to edit some, but hell, that’s some reality.

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What’s with du? It’s so dunt!

Posted: February 18th, 2009 | Author: dotblack | Filed under: Branding, Web-Design | 1 Comment »

du Identity Crisis

The buzz around Music on Demand by du, “yeah du’s got some new service for downloading music”, “why iTunes ain’t opening the shop for Music in UAE, du did that, and Nokia too”. All this got me to visit du’s website. I’m there and looking for a link to “Music on Demand”. Can’t find it any where on the homepage.

Being a web-head, first thing I did was typing www.du.ae/musicondemand, no luck. Tried musicondemand.du.ae, no. So I went back to du.ae’s homepage. Ah I get lucky there’s a 3,4 second rolling banner that I have to be lucky to see before it shows the next slide. So I clicked on it, it redirected me to a press release for “Music on Demand”, you joking? I’m a user, not a reporter. So I had to read the press release to find the link somewhere in the article. The worst part is the link looked exactly like this: www.du.ae/MyWorld. But anyways I clicked on it.

You want to show me a service you take me to its press release page? Just, why?

This is so not “du”. That was my first impression on the service before even thinkin’ of using it. Because everything done on the page was unprofessional. Back in the last two years I used to give example of du’s website for information architecture and how usable it was, and most remarkably how it connected the brand and went online with it, all intact.

This portal? Not du to me, that’s dunt. I’ll tell ya why! First let me explain something out here. If all this was seen on a start-up’s page, some guys in a garage or workin’ from home, that’d be forgivable because they can go wrong given they’re resources might be tight and limited. du though, can’t go wrong. No excuse! du ain’t a 10K-capital company, that’s why! So if I was du, I’d be ashamed, because if I was du I could afford professionals.

Here’s some.

Branding

This is the part that shows it’s a team that cannot relate to anything design. Why? I can bet on it, the designer didn’t have a look at du’s Branding Guidelines at all. Reason? None of the type-faces used are correct, nor the style of type used. The only things used out of du’s brand is the Logo, and the color pallete, and that’s it. It doesn’t feel du. While I’m not a du insider nor ever worked on Brand du, creatively du is one of my favorite brands that were born in UAE, that’s why it feels odd when you find it going down the toilet with such an awful artwork/development.

Identity Crisis

They call the service “Music on Demand”. Though you don’t see that name anywhere on the page! No where! Literally no where! Check these awkward details.

  • Page title(what appears on top of the tab & browser window) is “du” and only clean “du”.
  • Subdomain is “content”.
  • Website Logo is “du”.

How am I supposed to know what this is called or get this programmed in my mind? How are you working on the awareness? How would anyone identify this other than being a du service which doesn’t feel like it?

This website doesn’t only drift from du’s brand, but this service has identity crisis too. The page doesn’t know what this service is called.

On top of the page, they called it “My World Beta”. Get your act together. Decide, is it “My World” or “Music on Demand”. With all the ads and branding activities couldn’t du invest in a brand for its new service? I don’t know, personally, I’m disappointed at du.

And the cheap part is how skewed, pixelated, and how badly images are resized. I mean they are artists and musicians, get some good photos or resize them well. Man! Such a cheap work.

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It’s Orange, it’s White, it’s Laazi ads

Posted: November 4th, 2008 | Author: dotblack | Filed under: Branding, UAE | Tags: , , , , , | Comments Off

Every Sunday, the appointments section of Khaleej Times gets Orange with daring Whites in words. As simple as these words are to be put are as creative Laazi’s ads are.

Our hardworking great friends at Laazi.com think it might be easier to upload your CV to their portal than punching your Boss!

Punching Boss Ad

Refresh your bitching, complaint about a new Job

Job Complaint

Weekend was so good? Job’s gonna’ take that buzz away? You need a new Job!

Weekend

The above ads aren’t just a creative copy well-written, but an image of a team well reflected in Type!

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Nakheel’s Spam II

Posted: October 3rd, 2008 | Author: dotblack | Filed under: Tech, UAE | Tags: , , , , , , , , | Comments Off

A couple of days ago I posted about Nakheel’s Spam showing the three times that I was spammed. Two more shots added to that.

Oct 3rd Shot:

Oct 4th Shot:

Now the difference, the above shots were not signed by Dubai Moon, and the tracking has been shifted to Double Click.

Five shots to the same e-mail address, the same message, and unsolicited. Stops over here, Evast is reported as spam, the fun is over for me, I wanted to see how far it goes, it seems that it won’t stop until cityscape reaches. Such a Media Plan right there!

And the campaign is now directed to Nakheel’s City Scape Page

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Nakheel’s Spam

Posted: October 1st, 2008 | Author: dotblack | Filed under: Business, UAE | Comments Off

How often does a company get e-mails on info@domain.com? When a prospect has no hold of a contact in a company that he/she is contacting. To inquire about more information, the kind of information that wouldn’t be there online.

When we first offered e-mail campaigns at dots & lines, the first question we were asked was, where do you get your database from. We’d often use other portals’ databases with demography details. Not the ones compiled by a bot from websites. Human managed database of people who won’t receive e-mails from us, nor from our clients, but from the portal that registered its users, and that’s the users who’ve agreed on receiving ads, and sponsored messages.

There’s no one day that we don’t get offered to buy a collection of 100,000 potential databases sent to our “info” e-mail. Now think about it, if a database seller is spamming, and calling that e-mail marketing, then what’s left for the rest of the spammers? Unfortunately that market has falsely grown. It’s very obvious, analyze your “info” e-mail list and you’ll be shocked with how many local spams we have daily.

Now to what’s bugged me for the last three days. Nakheel’s Spam. Nakheel is not the next door furniture shop or the next electronic shop that is trying to sell some knock-off goods to you. It’s the builder of the 8th wonder of the world, the palms.

You’d skip the spam first, you’d delete it the the second time, you might add it to your spam filter the third time, and that’s because it’s from Nakheel, otherwise it’s sent to junk from the first shot. Nakheel’s spam has been sent to us three times, the same message, the same details, to the same e-mail address. So, from my point of view, all they care about is someone actually clicking the links in the spam and/or adding the counts of loading the message splash-image. And that’s where the campaigns get into false numbers, and only numbers, because with such media plan, it’s nothing but spam shots, and the numbers could never ever ever result in any kind of true ROI.

Here’s the web version of the spam shot:
http://www.dubaimoon.com/newsletter/Dubaimoon.html

The funny part is, it is sent form an e-mail address from a company called evast.ae. But the e-mail message is hosted at Dubai Moon.

Another funny point is, the e-mail is signed by Dubai Moon. Here are some of the screenshots.

September 30th Shot:

September 30 Shot

October 1st Shot:

October 1st Shot

October 2nd Shot:

October 2nd Shot

We never use “info” to send any e-mails, it’s rather a list that we receive e-mails from. Thus, no one of us at dots & lines would ever use it as our e-mail address while registering anywhere! And no, we’re not registered with Dubai Moon, nor Evast, and not even Nakheel on any portal of theirs. So? That’s spam!

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Social and Community with one button

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 | Author: dotblack | Filed under: UAE, Web-Design | Tags: , , | Comments Off

It amazes me how I get this question popping at every web-app meeting. Can we just go social & add up a community? It’s so easy, add that button that shares the page with other apps and web-portals. So simple?

As much as most of us hate Social Software, the title that is, it is often tossed as the end-solution for every portal’s misery. Just add that button and we’re set.

What got my attention back to this is:

Etisalat's Add to

It’s more to social than just a badge, a button, or a Facebook group. And sure is more than a Weyak. I’d like to call that the “Online Viral Model”

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